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Mardi Gras

Louisiana King Cake ft. Bourbon Cream Cheese Frosting + Sugar Coating

Now that the month of January has ended and resolutions have been ditched, get ready for the month of February and the widely-accepted celebration of debauchery and richer, fatty foods - Mardi Gras. This year, 'Fat Tuesday' falls on February 12 - which will either complement or interfere with your Valentines Day plans on the 14th - and this appropriately flavored and themed cake will help get your party started. Just add feathers.

The cinnamon-roll-esque King Cake is traditionally associated with the celebration of Mardi Gras and Carnival in the Gulf Coast area. With King Cakes circling the Superdome and others available for delivery to your doorstep, it is the pumpkin pie of the Mardi Gras season. This remix re-imagines the traditional brioche King Cake as a colorful cinnamon-and-bourbon layer cake and the sugar glaze as a bourbon cream cheese frosting.

The sanding sugar still stands though. King Cakes are usually topped with a gaudy amount of purple (justice), green (faith), and gold (power) sugar and so is this remix. I created my own mask stencil from a sheet of cardstock and used this to mask the top of the cake, and then used an offset spatula to press the crumbs against the side of the cake as well. Finish it off with a border of icing beads - instant glitz and gaud.

Another tradition is to insert a tiny trinket, bean, or a Baby Jesus (not baby cheeses, mind you) into the cake, and the lucky one to receive that slice is crowned the next King or is obligated to buy the next King cake or receives a 10% discount off your next purchase!

louisiana king cake
1 box french vanilla cake mix
2 tbsp. cinnamon
2 tbsp. brown sugar
1/4 c. butter, room temperature
3/4 c. buttermilk
1/4 c. vegetable oil
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
1 tbsp. bourbon
3 eggs
food coloring (optional)
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees F and grease three round cake pans with butter or PAM spray. In a medium bowl, sift cake mix, cinnamon, and brown sugar together until fine. In a large mixing bowl, beat butter until creamy. Add buttermilk, oil, vanilla, and bourbon and beat until smooth. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each.

Slowly add cake mix into wet ingredients and beat on high until batter is smooth. Divide equally into 3 bowls and add gel food coloring, if desired. Pour batter into greased pans until each is 2/3 of the way full. Bake according to the times on the back of the mix box, depending on the types of pans you are using. Use a toothpick to check doneness - if the toothpick comes out clean from the center of the cakes, remove from oven and let cool completely on a rack.

bourbon cream cheese frosting
1/2 c. cream cheese
4 c. powdered sugar
1-2 tsp. vanilla extract
1-2 tbsp. bourbon
water or milk as needed
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Beat cream cheese, vanilla, bourbon, and milk in large mixing bowl until blended. Add powdered sugar into bowl one cup at a time, mixing well after each addition until frosting has thickened. Add water by the tablespoon if frosting is too thick.

sugar crumb coating
cake scraps
sanding sugar
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After baking and cooling the cakes, use a serrated knife to level each cake flat and save the rounded top cake scraps. Cut off any pieces that are burned and use your fingers or a fork to crumble the soft cake into fine crumbs. Divide cake crumbs by color into 3 separate bowls and add colored sanding sugar into each (about 1:1 ratio of cake crumbs to sugar).

After doing an initial crumb coat to seal the cake layers, frost the cake with a 1/2" thick coast of white frosting. I chose to divide this cake into sixths (2 wedges each of yellow, green, and purple) so I drew these boundary lines into the frosting with a skewer. Without letting the frosting harden, set the cake flat on a plate and use an offset spatula to wet the frosting only of the segment you are about to sugarcoat.  Then use the back of the dry offset spatula to press the crumb/sugar mixture into the wet frosting, moving from bottom to top until the whole segment is covered.

I did both yellow segments, lifted the cake and wiped all the yellow crumbs from the plate, set the cake back on the plate and did the green segments, lifted and wiped the plate clean again, set the cake back and did the purple segments. This way you start fresh with each color and are only pressing the right color crumbs into the right segments.

For the mask, cut out a template from thick cardstock and position this stencil on top of frosted cake. Use a spoon to cover the area with sugar/crumbs and use the offset spatula to gently press the crumbs into the frosting. Carefully lift cardstock from the cake, trying to keep loose crumbs from falling onto the cake in unwanted areas. Wet the end of a bamboo skewer to carefully 'stick' off loose crumbs on the cake.

Ugly Sweater

Orange Cardamom Fruitcake ft. Eggnog Frosting + Sugar Cookie Crust

Last cake of the year and it's a doozy. I had handfuls of ideas for holiday-themed cakes this year - which were unfortunately moved to the backburner when we decided to move to a new apartment in December. Nevertheless, these cake brainstorms (cakestorms?) are still simmering away on that backburner and like food from the crockpot, they will someday make their delicious slow-cooked appearances - save for this one which is right here, right now.

If there was going to be one cake this holiday season, it had to be the Ugly Sweater remix. Ugly Sweaters run rampant through the holiday party circuit and it's now socially acceptable for everyone to have one of these skeletons in their closet (otherwise it's off to the thrift store to purchase yours).

This recipe is a bit intense and time-consuming, but also combines everything that is beloved and stereotypical about holiday parties - sugar cookies, eggnog, ugly sweaters and the most undesirable dessert of them all - the fruitcake. For whatever reason, the fruitcake has become the butt of many door-stopping and cake-tossing jokes, but if you load it with the fruits (and booze) you enjoy, no one will dare think of re-gifting or lobbing this one anytime soon.

orange cardamom fruitcake
1 box spice cake mix
1 tbsp cinnamon
1 tsp ground cardamom
1 tsp allspice
dash of salt
5 eggs
1/2 stick (4 tbsp) butter, softened
1/4 c. vegetable oil
1/3 c. orange juice (or rum)
1 c. toasted walnuts + pecans, chopped
1 c. dried cranberries
1/2 c. candied orange peel
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Preheat oven to 250 degrees F and grease pans with butter or a non-stick spray like PAM. In a large bowl, sift cake mix, cinnamon, ground cardamom, allspice, and salt until well mixed. In another bowl, beat eggs, oil, orange juice (or rum), and butter until smooth. Fold in chopped nuts, cranberries, and candied orange peel. Slowly add in dry mixture, beating well after each addition - batter will be stiff.

Spoon batter into greased 8” round pans. Place pan of water (about 2-3 cups) on the lowest oven rack (this will help keep the cake moist while baking) and place pan with batter on an upper rack. Bake for 2 hours or until toothpick comes out clean. Let cool for an hour in the pan, then remove cake and let cool on a cooling rack for another hour. Wrap cake in Saran wrap and aluminum and let refrigerate for 24 hours to let cake firm up.

eggnog frosting
4 cups powdered sugar
1/4 c. butter or shortening*
1 tbsp bourbon
5-6 tbsp eggnog, prepared
dash of salt
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Beat shortening, bourbon, eggnog, and salt on low speed until smooth. Slowly add in sugar and beat on high speed until frosting forms. Add more eggnog or bourbon if frosting is too thick.

sugar cookie crust
1 c. sugar cookie crumbs
butter, melted
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees F and grease 8" pan (or same size as the fruitcake) with butter or non-stick spray. Crush sugar cookies into fine crumbs with a food processor or a rolling pin. Heat butter in microwave or stovetop until melted. In a small bowl, mix melted butter and cookie crumbs until sticky. Press cookie mixture into pan as a thin layer (ideally 1/2-3/4" thick) and bake for 15 minutes. Remove from oven, let cool completely, and carefully remove cookie crust (more like a disc) from pan.

assembly
8" round fruitcake
4-6 cups of eggnog frosting
8" cookie 'crust'
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Fix cookie crust to plate or cakeboard with a dab of frosting. On top of cookie, outline and fill a ring of frosting (about 1/2-1" thick) and top with fruitcake. Crumbcoat this structure with a thin layer of frosting and refrigerate before decorating.

The Derby

Chocolate Bourbon Cake ft. Mint Julep Frosting + Walnut Streusel

This beaut came about by the mare suggestion of my co-worker Jeff, who mentioned the upcoming Kentucky Derby and how it could serve as a source of inspiration for a cake creation. The 138th Kentucky Derby will take place this Saturday (coincidentally coinciding with Cinco de Mayo and thus dividing party-goers between their mint juleps and margaritas - or maybe they'll just resort to double-fisting).

The mint julep cocktail (mint, bourbon, sugar, water) originated in the South sometime during the early 20th century and has been linked to and promoted by the Kentucky Derby since 1938. Then there's that chocolate and walnut pie-that-shall-not-be-named (R) which is also infamous around those parts.

To top it all off, I got the chance to practice making frosting roses to represent the garland of red roses which is presented to the winning horse and jockey. Garnish with mint leaves and it's off to the races.

chocolate bourbon cake
1 box chocolate cake mix
3 eggs
1/3 c. vegetable oil
1/2 c. buttermilk
1/2 c. bourbon
dash of salt
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees F and grease pans with butter or a non-stick spray like PAM. In a large mixing bowl, use an electric beater to combine eggs, vegetable oil, buttermilk, salt, and bourbon, on a low speed for 1 minute. Slowly add in cake mix and  beat on a high speed for 1 minute. Pour batter into greased pans until each is 2/3 of the way full. Bake according to the times on the back of the mix box, depending on the types of pans you are using.

mint julep frosting
1/2 c. vegetable shortening or butter
4 c. powdered sugar
1-2 tsp. mint extract (creme di menthe)
1-2 tbsp. bourbon
water as needed
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Beat shortening, mint extract, and bourbon in large mixing bowl until blended. Add powdered sugar into bowl one cup at a time, mixing well after each addition until frosting has thickened. Add water by the tablespoon if frosting is too thick.

walnut streusel
1 c. walnuts, chopped
1 tbsp. bourbon
1 tsp. mint extract
1 tbsp. brown sugar
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In a small dish, mix bourbon, mint extract, and brown sugar. Toss walnuts in this mixture, lay on baking sheet and and bake in oven on low temp (200 degrees F) for 5-7 minutes.