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Ugly Sweater

Orange Cardamom Fruitcake ft. Eggnog Frosting + Sugar Cookie Crust

Last cake of the year and it's a doozy. I had handfuls of ideas for holiday-themed cakes this year - which were unfortunately moved to the backburner when we decided to move to a new apartment in December. Nevertheless, these cake brainstorms (cakestorms?) are still simmering away on that backburner and like food from the crockpot, they will someday make their delicious slow-cooked appearances - save for this one which is right here, right now.

If there was going to be one cake this holiday season, it had to be the Ugly Sweater remix. Ugly Sweaters run rampant through the holiday party circuit and it's now socially acceptable for everyone to have one of these skeletons in their closet (otherwise it's off to the thrift store to purchase yours).

This recipe is a bit intense and time-consuming, but also combines everything that is beloved and stereotypical about holiday parties - sugar cookies, eggnog, ugly sweaters and the most undesirable dessert of them all - the fruitcake. For whatever reason, the fruitcake has become the butt of many door-stopping and cake-tossing jokes, but if you load it with the fruits (and booze) you enjoy, no one will dare think of re-gifting or lobbing this one anytime soon.

orange cardamom fruitcake
1 box spice cake mix
1 tbsp cinnamon
1 tsp ground cardamom
1 tsp allspice
dash of salt
5 eggs
1/2 stick (4 tbsp) butter, softened
1/4 c. vegetable oil
1/3 c. orange juice (or rum)
1 c. toasted walnuts + pecans, chopped
1 c. dried cranberries
1/2 c. candied orange peel
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Preheat oven to 250 degrees F and grease pans with butter or a non-stick spray like PAM. In a large bowl, sift cake mix, cinnamon, ground cardamom, allspice, and salt until well mixed. In another bowl, beat eggs, oil, orange juice (or rum), and butter until smooth. Fold in chopped nuts, cranberries, and candied orange peel. Slowly add in dry mixture, beating well after each addition - batter will be stiff.

Spoon batter into greased 8” round pans. Place pan of water (about 2-3 cups) on the lowest oven rack (this will help keep the cake moist while baking) and place pan with batter on an upper rack. Bake for 2 hours or until toothpick comes out clean. Let cool for an hour in the pan, then remove cake and let cool on a cooling rack for another hour. Wrap cake in Saran wrap and aluminum and let refrigerate for 24 hours to let cake firm up.

eggnog frosting
4 cups powdered sugar
1/4 c. butter or shortening*
1 tbsp bourbon
5-6 tbsp eggnog, prepared
dash of salt
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Beat shortening, bourbon, eggnog, and salt on low speed until smooth. Slowly add in sugar and beat on high speed until frosting forms. Add more eggnog or bourbon if frosting is too thick.

sugar cookie crust
1 c. sugar cookie crumbs
butter, melted
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees F and grease 8" pan (or same size as the fruitcake) with butter or non-stick spray. Crush sugar cookies into fine crumbs with a food processor or a rolling pin. Heat butter in microwave or stovetop until melted. In a small bowl, mix melted butter and cookie crumbs until sticky. Press cookie mixture into pan as a thin layer (ideally 1/2-3/4" thick) and bake for 15 minutes. Remove from oven, let cool completely, and carefully remove cookie crust (more like a disc) from pan.

assembly
8" round fruitcake
4-6 cups of eggnog frosting
8" cookie 'crust'
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Fix cookie crust to plate or cakeboard with a dab of frosting. On top of cookie, outline and fill a ring of frosting (about 1/2-1" thick) and top with fruitcake. Crumbcoat this structure with a thin layer of frosting and refrigerate before decorating.

Sweet Caroline

Korean Saeng Cream Cake ft. Whipped Vanilla Frosting + Fresh Fruit Filling

Today's remix comes from the wedding cake I made for Caroline + Phil last month. The cake is based on a traditional Korean Saeng Cream Cake, which is a buttery pound cake sealed with a sweet syrup and topped with light whipped frosting and colorful fruit. I pulled from several recipes to come up with the one listed above, and as always I went with a super fancy box mix.

The fruit is inside between the cake layers, which leaves the outside free to be decorated, and the pattern is based on the wood paneling found on the traditional Korean hanok. This version has strawberries and kiwis, and the actual wedding cake in May had sugared berries and pear slices. Any fruit works!

Finally, to keep this cake from getting too traditional (this was for Caroline's sweet tooth, after all) - there's the Funfetti interior and Nerd Rope border. Congratulations to Phil + Caroline!

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saeng cream cake (caroline-style)
1 box Funfetti cake mix
4 eggs, separated
1/4 c. cold water
1/4 c. vegetable oil
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 tsp cream of tartar
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Preheat oven to 325 degrees F and grease pans with butter or a non-stick spray like PAM. Separate eggs into yolks and whites into 2 bowls, and whisk until each begins to thicken. In a large mixing bowl, beat cake mix, oil, cold water, vanilla extract, cream of tartar, and egg yolks together for 1 minute on low speed. Fold in egg whites and mix on high for 1 minute. Pour batter into pans until each is 2/3 of the way  full. Bake according to the times on the back of the mix box, depending  on the types of pans you are using.

lemon-cinnamon syrup
1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c.water
1-2 cinnamon sticks
1/2 lemon, cut into wedges
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In a small saucepan on the stovetop, combine water, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and lemon wedges over low heat, stirring for 5-7 minutes until the sugar dissolves and a syrup forms. Let cool and thicken for 1-2 minutes. Use a pastry brush to coat each layer of cake before filling with fruit, and also coat entire cake with syrup before frosting.

whipped vanilla frosting
1/2 c. shortening or butter
4 c. confectioner's sugar
3-4 tbsp. whipping cream
1-2 tsp. vanilla extract
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In a large mixing bowl, beat shortening, whipping cream, and vanilla extract until blended. Slowly add in sugar and continue to mix on high speed until frosting forms. Whipped frosting is very airy and great for the inner layers and coating the outside of the cake - if you are going to do any additional decorating or piping, it is best to use a regular (stiffer) buttercream recipe for that icing.

fresh fruit filling
strawberries, sliced
kiwi, sliced
asian pear, peeled and cubed
other fruit suggestions: peeled mandarin oranges, halved grapes, sliced bananas